Safari

What is Safari?


1.

An alternative to Internet Explorer or Firefox. Apparently faster than all other internet browsers.

I am using Safari to view this page

See internet, explorer, internet explorer, firefox

2.

A Safari is an expensive chance to get ripped to peices by a wild animal.

My friend was killed on Safari by Lions.

See lions, safari, death, waste, ffs

3.

Safari is an alternative web browser developed by Apple. Not only is it available for Apple Macintosh Operating Systems, now it is available for Windows XP and Windows Vista. The soft operation of the browser outlasts Internet Explorer's performance and competes with its main rival: Mozilla Firefox. It is known to have accelerated speeds, but the most probable reason is for the memory usage for processing the receiving/sending of in-browser data.

Although in disadvantage, many other ActiveX plugins (like Microsoft Update or Windows Media Player (9 or above)) will not work. Although basic plugins (such as RealPlayer, Adobe Flash or Adobe Shockwave) are well usable.

The software for both Macs and Windows is in its Beta 3 stage and it is planned to be release or otherwise erased from existance for Windows compatibility. However, the stable releases are available for Mac OS X Operating Systems. Each distribution (on Apple's Website) can be downloaded with Quicktime or not.

And the Apple iPhone and the newest iPod Touch comes with Safari preloaded. Their connectivities are Wi-Fi (Both) and GPRS/GSM (iPhone). In those cases, iPhone and iPod Touch browsers cannot accept ActiveX plugins except their default media player inside the devices.

I've seen Safari on a Mac before, but on my Windows XP computer is just a dream come true!

Hey, didn't I see this on an iPhone too? And that Apple website said about a new iPod Touch... sounds cool! Hey wait, it has Safari too?

See safari, web browser, apple, mac os x, windows xp, microsoft, mozilla firefox, iphone

4.

A ride through the redlight district. The hoes come out and start harrasing your car and climbing all over your car while you pass by them at 2 mph. While doing a drive-by, you are staring at the skeezy hoes like they're a pack of wild animals - just like an African safari. The only difference is that you replace the African jungle with a jungle of skanky ass bitches.

Drunkass 1: Damn, I'm drunk as hell.

Drunkass 2: Yeah, me too. What you wanna do?

Drunkass 1: Let's do safari!

Drunkass 2: Hell yeah! You drive, I'm too drunk, and I wanna heckle the bitches.

See red light district, african safari, 482

5.

Best software on Earth.

Damn Internet Explorer broke again.

Better use Safari.

See internet, stupid, safari, better, tags

6.

1.When you go online to look at no specific type of porn and you just let the links take you through an erotic maze of spyware infected porn sites.

2.Starting an erotic internet adventure by going to a free gallary porn site and clicking on a minimum of ten links and/or thumbnails before your allowed to stop and choose which site you want best.

"A:dude so i found the crazyest shit last night while i was safari'ing

b:what was it?

A: let me say this...i didnt know paper mache was considered an erotic art until now"

"what...you've never just let the porn take you to magical places?

no?

dude, you haven't lived till you've gone on safari!"

See porn, safari, erotic, adventure, bored, saturday night, thumbnail, website, online, xxx

7.

Lunch hour entertainment for white collar workers...drive through really bad neighborhoods marvelling at the natives and their lifestyle.

When we went to lunch today, we picked up subway and went on safari. I thought sure one big silverback was gonna kill us.

See hood, ghetto, moon crickets, drive by


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