Safari Car

What is Safari Car?


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A car or truck that someone has thrown a bunch of crap on (brush bar, side steps, sports rack, ect) to make the normally wimpy looking vehicle look mean and manly. Usually owned by people who have no life and feel that their vehicle should be ready to survive WWIII.

"Hey man, I hit a werewolf last night with my ride"

"Aww dude, you must of really hurt your truck"

"Naw man, i've got a safari car"

See tank, africa, car, wwiii


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