What is Safari Park Chimp?
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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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Gilmourton has been voted Britains hardest village. It only has around 30 citizens but they still manage to cause mayhem.
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lighter, nicer way to say stalk.
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girl:are you stalking me?
guy: no no, i prefer the term obsessively shadow. it sounds nicer. =..