Safari Park Chimp

What is Safari Park Chimp?

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"

Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

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