What is Safari Park Chimp?
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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of..
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A term of endearment for someone who takes it up the anal passage.
Your mother takes it up the chutney!
See chutney, arse, batty, anus..