What is Safari Park Chimp?
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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest...
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pouring of any alcohol of choice down the crack of a butt, and someone recieving the drink at the bottom end.
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