What is Safari Park Chimp?
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The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.
Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"
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A loser, a wanabe surfer. People who buy surf gear, fake bake (use tanning beads) basically people who wishing they were locals, but the..