What is Safe As Houses?
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A term from 19th Century Britain that uses a simile that is rather defunct. It stem from a time when houses were padlocked down and hidden in underground nuclear bunkers, along with whoever was in there, and burglary was less common than finding the bank of England without security guards... or so many old people would have you believe. Just use sarcasm to shut them the fuck up.
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An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
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Like pimp nasty, only more yacht prep.
Sam: Wow, Jill's shirt is so pimp nautical.
Bill: Wow Sam, you're really white.
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