Safe Text

What is Safe Text?


1.

To ensure all text messages are erased after text sex, thus avoiding any sneaky a-holes reading through your sexcapades.

Jack: "Man, Jill went through my phone and saw my text sex series with Jane again. Now I'm effed."

John: "Didn't I tell you Jack, ALWAYS PRACTICE SAFE TEXT!!"

See text, sex, safe, sneaky, caught

2.

Verifying that a text message goes to the right person, as to avoid the humiliation of giving out the wrong information to the wrong person.

Michelle: Did you get my text?

Liz: Um, no. What'd it say?

Michelle: Ugh! I must've sent it to Lisa, then. I was talking about how much I hate her and the fact that she's such a hypocritical ice queen.

Liz: God, Michelle, she's our friend! And I agree, but you definitely should've practiced safe text.

See text messaging


75

Random Words:

1. to undermine or to hinder normal operations I was working hard on that case, when out of nowhere, I was gitlin'd, and all my work ..
1. (adj.) Unrecorded, untraceable through normal means. Amish people live off the grid. My package was not delivered,a nd has gone off th..
1. To get on someones nerves to explain how feel against someone thats on your nerves. "God T.K is so tangello" "maybe she..