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When a woman has a 2-pack it creates a canal in which you can jizz in after finishing.
Guy 1: Yep, totally just pounded my gf.
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You walk into some large beautiful museum for the first time, perhaps the Louvre or the Met, stroll around a bit, then suddenly find you..
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The pimpiest pirate en el mundo.
Kurt Russels Best Movie
Captain Ron gives me something to live for.
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The victim of a go-kart acci..