Safety Edit Meaning

1.

An extremely stupid game, consisting of one person farting, then quickly saying 'Safety' before the other person can say 'Doorknob'. If the other person says 'Doorknob' within that small window of time,they can punch the aforementioned person in the arm, without any retaliation, until that person touches a doorknob.

-See also 'Doorknob'

<Poot!> "Doorknob!"

"Ow! Quit hittin' me!"

"You Gotta touch a doorknob!"

"Allright, fine, whatever."

That's a door HANDLE! It has to be a KNOB!" etc...

2.

Is not a joke. The carrying of weapons (must bring your own) is often encouraged to enhance safety. When pushed to the limit, safety is not guranteed. Due compensation is usually rendered when one returns from an operation that may call safety into question. Undertaking a difficult task (such as time travel) with someone who has only done it once before is not safe, but highly encouraged.

"We're going to hunt sabretooth tigers, and safety is not guranteed. Better bring your own weapons."

"Wanted: Someone to go back in time with me. Safety not guranteed."

"Sean Connery knows nothing of safety, hes only done this once before."

See safety, not, push, it, to, the, limit

3.

Not guaranteed.

If safetys not guaranteed push it to the limit and remember to bring your own weapon.

When you push it to the limit safetys not guaranteed.

See safety, mullet, security, awesome, time-travel

4.

An exclamation used as a warning immediately following a fart, made by the farter

"Safety! I would keep walking forward, quickly, if I were you."

See Steph

5.

On the defessive side of football. Defenders,(strong safety, and free safety) main purpose is to make sure nobody can break through for a long run, or a pass, the last people to defend until you reach the touchdown. Extra Help, almost anywhere on the field.

Ken Hamlin "the hammer" is a safety that hits hard!!!!

GO SEAHAWKS!!!

See safety, football, defense, strong safety

6.

1. A friend who goes on a first date with you, in case it goes bad.

2. Can be known as the 'safety' phone call when u get an 'unexpected phone call' on a bad date.

3. Also, someone used to cover up where they've been or where they are going.

1. "Hey, i'm going on this date wit guy I met the other day. Will you go with me to be my safety?"

"Again?"

"Please? What if the guy is a weirdo!!"

"Ok, fine."

2."Hey, I'm going on a date with Tom from next door. Give me s safety call around, 8:30"

3. "So what did you tell Andrew you were doing tonight?"

"Oh, I told him I was hanging out with you tonight, going shopping or whatever"

"Why do you always gotta use me for shit like that? You know, you're gonna get caught one day!!!"

"Nah, it's ok- you're my safety. He won't think a thing!"

See blind date, date, escape, cover up, escape goat

7.

an extension of safe as a positive response or discription

"I just scored sum bad ass weed"

"safety"

See safe, safe as, safety, cool, sweet, swedish