What is Safety Chimp?
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A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.
Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.
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