What is Safety Dance?
1.
A hit song in 80s and the favourite dance of
“Safety Dance time – dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dundun!”
2.
Best song of all time. EVERYBODY LOOK AT YOUR HANDS. insert clapping noise
We can dance, we can dance, everybodies taking the chance. SAFE TO DANCE!
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3.
The act of masturbating.
Originally coined in a EuroPop song in the 1980's by Men Without Hats. The song includes such phrases as:
"We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind"
"We can go where we want to, a place they will never find"
"Everybody look at your hands"
"As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right"
In a overly-hyped, but dawning era of AIDS in the 1980's, masterbation and abstinence were considered essential safety behaviors - masterbation being the Safety Dance.
A similar song was Billy Idol's "Dancing With Myself".
"Where's Steve?", Dana asked.
"Oh, he's probably in the bathroom doing the Safety Dance", replied Dan.
SSS-AAA-FFF-EEE-TTT-YYY SAFETY DANCE!
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Those safety instruction routines that flight attendants give their passengers on every flight, just before the plane takes off.
Named after a song by the same name.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the flight attendants to give the safety dance. Please make sure your tray tables are in their upright position....
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When two lumberjacks have anal sex with a condom, while wearing football pads, and with parental supervision.
I swear to batman, I saw Kenny give Austin the Safety Dance. His mom took pictures too. ^^
