What is Safety Flush?
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The act of a pre-emptive flush of the toilet BEFORE sitting down. Normally to ensure that the toilet will flush when needed and not back up. Usually performed when expecting a turd on exceptional volume and density, such as a
After that last bowl of chili, I decided to use a safety flush before I dropped a payload.
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When a person sticks his long fingers into caves.
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The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
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