Safety Homework

What is Safety Homework?


1.

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either

A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or

B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.

I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.

See liar, cheating, in trouble, etc


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