Safety Net Edit Meaning

1.

a back up person boy or girlthat way if it don't work out with your first choice or girl/boyfriend you have someone to fall back on that way there's no waiting around for someone new.

me: don;t you go out with bill

friend: yes, but i don't want to tell bob about him

me: well, what are you going to do?

friend: i don't know i guess bob is my safety net incase me and bill don't work out.

See player, affair, back-up, relationships, secret

2.

an extension of the slang 'safe' where a situation is extremely favourable, an ultimate plus.

Me: yo how much wud u rate this girl from 1-10

friend:damn shes a fine 10, u know her?

Me: yea im gonna see her in a couple of weeks and shes up for it

friend: Safety net!

3.

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk