Safety Poo

What is Safety Poo?


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A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..

Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.

Mike: Ben?

Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

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