What is Safety Rips?
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The stress marks and shreds in brand new jeans that are actually sewn around the edges so the faux rip won't get any bigger. Commonly found in stores such as Aeropostale and Hot-Topic for $50.
That's so lame that Jimmy cut the holes in his pants himself, instead of just wearing them out. Oh well, at least he didn't buy some bunk safety-ripped jeans at the mall.
Random Words:
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Male shorts that are so short the male genitalia can be seen.
Damn, I wish that fag would put on some longer shorts. His balls are hang..