Safety Scissors

What is Safety Scissors?


1.

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

See scissors, safe, safety, injury, gash

2.

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

See safety, scissors, protection, lesbian, sex

3.

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airportand educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

See scissors, dull, useless, safe


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