Safety Sniff

What is Safety Sniff?


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Fingering a girl quickly, then smelling your finger to verify if it is safe to go down on her or run for the hills.

Thank God I did a safety sniff, I pulled it out, drug it across my nose and puked right in the bitches face. Had my face been any closer to her diseased hell hole I probably would have drowned on my own puke, what a whore-hound.

See stinky, stanky, rottencrotch, diseased, puke


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