Safety Text

What is Safety Text?

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

See sexting, texting, drunk dialing, drunk text, booty call

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