Safety Text

What is Safety Text?

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

See sexting, texting, drunk dialing, drunk text, booty call

100

Midnight Jiberish

1. The point past midnight where someone starts talking jiberish just because the person is really tired and should probably go to sleep. ..

W*y

1. w*y means way in MCRmy talk. I am w*y annoyed that the MCRmy parade got canceled! See way, w*y, gerard way, mcrmy, my chemical romance..

Dandelion Spur

1. an occourance in dreams, usually making pain.... being thrown at people OW! did he throw a manscape at you? no... it was dandelion spur..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Safety Text Edit Meaning