What is Safety Text?
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the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.
Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."
Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
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