Safety Text

What is Safety Text?


1.

the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.

Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."

Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."

See sexting, texting, drunk dialing, drunk text, booty call


100

Random Words:

1. Unidentified Flying Object + Oh My God What one might say while sighting a UFO. "UFOMG! did you just see that, aliens certainly d..
1. good looking, gorgeous. that guy in those tight pants looks zulty. See cherry..
1. blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit Brian like to Oo Trumpet wi..