What is Safety Text?
1.
the act of drunk-texting a designated friend so as not to text an ex while inebriated.
Friend: "Hey what was up with that weird text you sent me last night? It sounds like you were having a good time."
Texter: "Oh, sorry about that. I was pretty drunk and didn't want to text my ex so I sent you a safety text instead."
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1.
Ridiculous or unbelievable; a playful and light jibe to a friend.
That's so beaushanks!
Don't be beaushanks, y'all!..
1.
-noun
A homosexual male. Also mudstuffer.
See also fudge packer.
"Alex and Charles are a couple of faggoty mud stuffers!"
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