Safety Wink

What is Safety Wink?


1.

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.

A> Hey.

B> Hi.

A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.

A> It was cancerous.

A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.

B> According to my calculations.

B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.

B> After that, who knows.

A> .

B> SAFETY WINK ;)

A> LOL!

See wink, safety, ;), ;-), winky


0

Random Words:

1. A derogatory term invented during veietnam to describe veitnamese.. Fucking zipperfoot's just keep coming no matter how many you k..
1. 1. When a man/woman? pisses, shits, and cums into a sobe bottle and uses it as a biological weapon. 1. That dirty Mexican hit me with h..
1. 1. person who laughs too much. 2. young (榮) means to shine on earth. shin (信) means to trust. 1. "Bob, you're gonna choke on..