Safety Wink

What is Safety Wink?


1.

An emoticon that can be used in written form to pacify any offensive content that directly preceded it.

Once a safety wink has been used, it is impermissible to take offence at anything in the sentence it follows.

Similar to a wink, which is used in the written form to give tone to a phrase and indicate that what was written should be taken with a pinch of salt, the safety wink is reserved for occasions where there is a strong possibility of the sentence being perceived as highly inflammatory.

A> Hey.

B> Hi.

A> So I just found out that my mother has one month left to live.

A> It was cancerous.

A> I haven't stopped crying since I found out.

B> According to my calculations.

B> That means I'll only get to flood her anus with my man juice 27 more times till she's dead.

B> After that, who knows.

A> .

B> SAFETY WINK ;)

A> LOL!

See wink, safety, ;), ;-), winky


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