What is Safeway Secret Society?


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1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.

Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

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