What is Safeway Secret Society?

1.

1. A secret society comprised of people owning a safeway club card that they regularly carry with them.

2. The largest, most powerful organization in the entire world.

Bouncer:I.D. please.

Society member: It's ok I'm part of the Safeway secret society (as he flashes his safeway club card).

Officer: do you know how fast you were going?

Society member: do you know I'm a member of the safeway secret society? (as he flashes his safeway club card)

See safeway, society, secret, club
0

Random Words:

Volcomgod
1. The god formally known as andrew sent down to earth too protect mankind. Volcom meaning mystery. look in the sky. it's a bird!? ..
Read more
Fefer
1. The funniest guy ever. That guy is definitely THE FEFER! See John..
Read more
Oh God! Whats In The Box?
1. from the movie "seven" when the delivery guy delivers the box with the dudes wifes head OH GOD! WHATS IN THE BOX? her head...
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free