Sage Punk

What is Sage Punk?


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A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.

When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.

See cowboy, goatroper, goat whisperer, ranch hand


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