What is Saggatron?
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Saggatron is a futuristic plastic person with saggy, unsupported boobs. Saggatron looks normal from behind, but when she turns round you'll be presented with a plastic face and boobs to her knees.
Saggatrons mission is to look as plasticy, fake, and saggy as possible. Dating a guy who is unable to juggle a social life with friends, and a love life with a girlfriend is also one of Saggatrons secondary missions - along with the search for the next biggest trowel to pile that make up on.
Saggatron should be avoided at all costs
scene : group of friends in a club
Rosp : FUCK ME look at the HOT ASS that has just walked in
Frat : Sweet jesus MERRRGHHHHHHHHHH
Stuk : What the hell is that at the back... oh sweet jesus... SWEET LORD... ITS SAGGATRON... WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
scene change : Saggatron distroying the place with her fake saggy boobs
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