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A disabled person with haemorrhoids
A disabaloid ie Andy from Little Britain
See disabled, handicapped, haemorrhoids, piles, mario..
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To masturbate furiously once you arrive home after winning an important soccer match.
Lorcan: are you playing poker in rorys tonight?
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A hack that writes sentimental, derivativetripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom C..