Sail Boater

What is Sail Boater?


1.

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up snob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

See sailboat, boater, skooner, sailing

2.

A person that owns a sailboat, who acts better than everyone else, especially on race day; one who thinks they are the king of the marina; someone who thinks driving european cars are better than anything else; someone who is a complete rude stuck up assholesnob.

Norbert loves to sail. He is from Nantucket, Home of the majority of Sail Boat snobbs. He always thinks he is the boss of the road and the marina. Because he drives a European Car that is highly over-rated and sails. Which to him is better than anyone else can do.

Roy thinks Norbert is an asshole, because he is a Sail Boater. Roy is correct, Norbert is an asshole...because he sails and Roy doesn't.

Roy The Power Boater: (Walks past Sailboater) "Hey man how'ya doing?"

Norbert The Sailer: (Looks down real fast at his Sperry Top Siders) "arghhh"

Roy Power Boater: "Heyy mann, wtf you can't say hi? I was just trying to be nice!"

Norbert The Sailer: "Leave me be, I'm busy and I don't know you"

See sailboater, snob, nantucket, asshole, saab, volvo, dick


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