Sailor Surprise

What is Sailor Surprise?

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.

She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.

See semen, period, seamen, crimson wave, stain

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