Sailors Knot

What is Sailors Knot?


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This is a viciously funny oral sex move. Whilst recieving falatio from a woman, if this woman happens to have longish hair, you sneakily tie it in a ''Sailors Knot'' behind your back so when she tries to pull away, she has no luck and chokes. Difficult but if pulled off will get you so many man points you'll never have to buy yourself a pint again! Enjoy my invention and make sure that knot is tight!

Man 1: Why should i pay for it, are you forgetting that i tied that Sailors Knot last week?

Man 2: No i didn't forget, how could i forget? Her funeral is in a week because you choked her to death you sick fuck!

Man 1: Got to admit it was good though...

Man 2: Yeah, you've got me there. Ok, i'll pay!

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