Saint Helens

What is Saint Helens?


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A small shitty town in Oregon about 30 minutes away from Portland. Movie theatre is tiny and there are tons of crappy little shops. Where Halloween Town was filmed. (a Disney movie)

Saint Helens sucks ass.

See oregon, small town


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