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When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most
When your significant other lets you ejacu..
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a pretty small little town, where everyone knows your name. it'd be a hick town if it wasnt for Abbotsford and Langley on each side..
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Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.
So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and t..