What is Saint John?
1.
a city in new brunswick that in owned by one family and no one has a problem with that
dude the irvings own saint john
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A city located in New Brunswick, Canada.
The entire economy of the city is dependent on paper production and fuel refinery. As such, all waterfront property has been converted to ugly industrial ports.
Factories are visible in the horizon from anywhere in the city.
Saint John is also infamous for its smell. That's right, it has a smell. The emissions from the various factories curse the air with a constant heavy odor which can be best described as the smell you would experience if you were to vomit a recently eaten rotten egg + cardboard omelet through your nose.
Due to the factories and aforementioned smell, the city is a major slum with very little development in the service sector, and very little tourism. If one were to try to build a Sim City representation of Saint John, their creation would be unlikely to progress past "town" state. Pathetic.
In the future, hopefully sooner than later, fossil fuel will be surpassed by cleaner more efficient fuels, and all documents will go digital, thus rendering the factories, and essentially this city, useless.
One can only hope.
I hate Saint John
Daddy Puck: "honey, did you burn the eggs?"
Lyla: "What? It's 7:00PM. Breakfast was 12 hours ago!"
Daddy Puck: "Hmm....did our child shit his pants?"
Lyla: "We don't have a child"
Daddy Puck: "Then what could this be?"
...a knock on the door. Daddy Puck answers it
Mr. Irving: HELLO PLEBIAN SHIT. MY NAME IS IRVING. I MAKE MONEY FROM PAPER AND FUEL. I WANT MORE MONEY, SO I WILL DESTROY THE AIR QUALITY OF THIS FOREST-TOWN OF SAINT JOHN IN ORDER TO FUND MY YACHTING EXCURSIONS. I WILL NOW FUCK YOUR WIFE IN FRONT OF YOU.
Daddy Puck: Yes, Mr. Irving.
Mr. Irving: GOOD, MR. FUCK. NOW GO BACK TO WORK YOU PROLETARIAT WHORE. ITS TIME FOR YOUR WIFE TO GIVE BIRTH TO A HALF-ELITE LITTLE BITCH.
Daddy Puck. Yes sir.
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The largest and most urban centre (Moncton what?) in the maritime province of New Brunswick, situated on the east coast of Canada between Quebec, the state of Maine, and Nova Scotia. Saint John is the industrial hub of the region, featuring the largest oil refinery in the country and a busy port. While Saint John may not be the most aromatically pleasing endroit in the Maritimes, it has made strides over the past ten to fifteen years to overcome a stereotype of urban decay and poverty which still dogs its name to this day. Featuring an uptown business district full of charmingly historic architecture and one of the largest inner-city parks in the country, Saint John has become a key destination for cruise lines on the east coast.
"You're from Saint John? Sorry to hear that..."
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Greatest little city in the east. You can take the boy out of Saint John, but you can't take Saint John out of the boy. Largest and best city in New Brunswick. Should be the capitol too.
Go to Saint John for the best beer... Alpine and Moosehead!
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The mexico city of Canada (reffering to the pollution). Located in New Brunswick, Canada. The irving family owns the city and will soon take over the whole city. Home to the seadogs and moosehead beer, and thats about it. There's nothing exciting about this city besides the few cool cruise ships that come by. It's 1 of the better cities in New Brunswick, which isn't really saying much.
"whats that smell"
"what smell?"
"oh you must be from Saint John"
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