What is Saint Patricks Day?
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A wonderful reason to get completely shitfaced before noon, then take a nap, and do it again that evening. Celebrated heavily from the midwest to east coast by everyone, not just exclusively Irish folks. In the Chicagoland are, Saint Patricks Day is nearly a weeklong celebration of booze and parades.
Mister Delicious is lucky as hell. His birthday is on Saint Patricks Day.
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The only day of the year where everyone is Irish
1. I'm Irish
2. No your not. You look Filipino as anything
1. Didn't you hear? Today's saint patricks day!
2. Well that means I'm Irish too! Let's go drink our brains out
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Random Words:
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Shorts one wears that hides all evidence of masturbation.
Mom: I see you've been batin' boy.
Kid: Mom! not in company.
Mom:..
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Agreed. Absolutely. Sure.
"Hey, this party blows. Let's get outta here."
"w0rd to the bird!"
See w0rd, ye..
