Saint Peter

What is Saint Peter?


1.

A man, Simon called Peter, who was a discipline of Jesus Christ. While his real name was Simon, he was given the name "Peter" (which means The Rock) by Jesus Christ after Simon Peter answered Jesus's question of "whom say ye that I am?"

Some theologist argue over whether Jesus was referring to Simon Peter himself, or Simon's statement "thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God."

"He saith unto them, But whom say ye

that I am?

And Simon Peter answered and said,

thou art the Christ, the Son of the

living God.

And Jesus answered and said unto

him, Blessed art thou, Simon

Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not

revealed it unto thee, but My Father

which is in heaven."

-Matthew 16:15-18

And I also unto thee, that thou

art Peter (Petros = a small moveable

stone), and upon this rock (Petra = as a foundation unmoveable) I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.

2.

Simon, renamed Peter (latin for rock or something, him being the rock of christianity). The first Pope.

Saint Peter rhymes with shoe eater

See Gumba Gumba

3.

Something you need to do to either get your karma back on track or to prevent your ass from getting whooped.

A good deed.

"I better pull a St. Peter or Mama's gonna give me the shoe!"

See bollo


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