Saitan

What is Saitan?

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Saitan is the child that,according to the Naitan Prophecies, will be born to Naitan and Mama forman. Saitan is in an embryo like state in a giant single sperm cell. The Naitan Prophecies also claim that saitan will be born a full grown adult, and will aid Naaitan in the battle against Thorntan and Mcmilltan. Currently, Saitan controls Naitan in his sleep, which lead to the whole Thorntan-Naitan feud in the first place, and resulted in many rapes during the night in a 20,000 mile radius.

Naitan: stupid saitan,stupid saitan.

Me: whats the matter?

Naitan: Look at this newspaper!! 100 raped in one night in China!!

Me: Damn!!

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