What is Saithe?
A low level form of life normally found attached to the mens testicular area, more like a leach but will only go for the male gender, it how ever will not go for the female gender as it afraid of them. As it jumps from hosts genitals to genitals it also leaves a feeling of shame and remorse. But it you happen to find one attached to you genitals remove it like a bandaid as it will suck the life out of you. and if caught place in oven at 400 degrees for 1 hour with a nice verity of spices with a couple of diced lemons and green peppers, Or or can be used as a very nice wall mount. or if stuffed a punching bag.
OMFG you got a saithe on your balls Calvin!!