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unmarital sex to a farm animal, while married to a woman.
Jacob; "Zeke can't take his road test today, he had an amish affair..
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The plopping diarrhea a college student will have after a night of drinking Natural Ice.
Why the long face Jim?
Natty splats...
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hairy vagina
i pulled her panties aside with my nose only to find a bearded kebab instead of a well trimed bike rack..