Salad Assassin

What is Salad Assassin?

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in

-noun

1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

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1. A much more extreme form of annoyingor obnoxious "man, that song is just plain obnovius" See annoying, obnoxious, irritating..

Qurapledinger

1. A bruise located on a womans neck usually caused by getting titty banged Wow! look at this Qurapledinger that Jordan gave me last night..

Tighter That A Mosquito's Ass Stretched Over A Rain Barrel

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