Salad Assassin

What is Salad Assassin?

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in

-noun

1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

Date Dodger

1. someone who finds any possible reason to avoid going on a date with someone, usually using false and/or ridiculous excuses ex 1) Jacob ..

Gollish

1. also can mean : holy crap! or wow! OMG! u scared me. Gollish! See Mandy..

Velvet Sausage Wallet

1. A vagina. Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet. See vagina, sausage, wallet, velvet, cunt, pussy, snatch..

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