Salad Assassin

What is Salad Assassin?

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in

-noun

1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

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