Salad Attack

What is Salad Attack?


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When you steal some of your wife / GF's salad, and she screams at the top of her lungs in anger. At which point you reply with "Only a fat girl would scream so loud about a salad", and then you get a plate of salad thrown at you.

Mmmm, this is good salad hun! PUT THE SALAD DOWN NOW!!! Geez, only a fat girl would yell at me for eating her salad.... SALAD ATTACK!!! *10 sec L8R*.... I'm gonna take a quick shower...

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