Salad Bar

What is Salad Bar?


1.

(adj.) A form of logically-flawed apologeticism: Evidence that selectively favors one's position, the unfavorable evidence being ignored.

Social economic Darwinists (SEDs) are salad bar nature fanciers; they ignore the fact that nature has no policemen and thus the equilibrium in such a "free" (SED) society will inevitably be one with far more inequality, fraud, and criminal activity.

See apologist, salad, bar, fallacy

2.

A row of nice asses lined up & ready to to be eaten or have blue cheese dressing shot onto

I ate fourteen different salads at the bar last night

See doyle

3.

There is a salad bar at the restaurant I work at. A salad bar has salad and other healthyfood that appeals to people who are consciousabout what goes into their body.

Because the restaurant I work at has a salad bar, I have to deal with guests who freak out when they see the salad bar. They exclaim, "Ohhh look at that a salad bar!" and then they walk over to it and check it out/ flirtwith it while the childrenare near.

Usually, airhead fagshang around the salad bar exclaiming, "salad bar!" and hogging a restaurant booth talking about how to lose weight while their server overlooks them pondering how much time their wasting on these idiots.

Laura : Ohhh look salad bar! OMG! SALAD BAR! Stop walking for a second, SALAD BAR IS ATTRACTING ME! IT'S SO NICE AND SEXY.

Hostess: Oh jeez! *Rolls eyes*


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