Salad Jerks

What is Salad Jerks?


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A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"

Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

See tossed salad, rusty trombone, clamburgular


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