Salad Monster

What is Salad Monster?


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A monster, located in North America, that stalks and can cause continuous pain to the asshole area. Loves to dig deep into its preys salad causing uncontrollable screams.

Kyle, you were screaming in your sleep last night. I was worried the salad monster was powning your ass.

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