Salad Penis

What is Salad Penis?

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

See weiner, salad, dick, fart

Prostituticrastination

1. Extreme susceptibility to procrastination; being so prone to distraction and diversions that it is like "prostituting oneself to pr..

Soft Shoe Toby

1. cockney slang . toby jug = mug look at that soft shoe toby over there See soft, shoe, toby, mug..

Zag A Hoochy

1. What is said when you have forgotten something or someone. OH zag a hoochy I've forgotten my hat! See crap, hmm, darnit..

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