Salad Penis

What is Salad Penis?

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

See weiner, salad, dick, fart

I Bomb

1. The equivalent of an f bomb, except using 1st person in an expository essay. I think the I bomb is actually a noticeable way to state y..

Hangin Masquito

1. tucking your scrotum and testes between your legs so that the person behind you see what seems to be a masquito's face i gave her ..

Ignernt

1. Usual uttered by a person that is trying to call another person ignorant but doesn't know how to pronounce it, let alone define it...

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