Salad Penis

What is Salad Penis?

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

See weiner, salad, dick, fart

Uchronia

1. uchronia n. (Gr. ou, not + Gr. khronos, time; literally "no time"; cf. utopia, "no place) Ð a historical period when &quo..

Kamascus

1. Thats your prostate filling up with mayonaise. Guy 1: "Hey man, when I watch you masturbate, I get that warm feeling in the pit of..

W00tn3ss

1. A harder, yet cooler way to spell wootness, which is used to express excitment. wootwootnessw00t "w00tn3ss! I just killed three e..

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