Salad Penis

What is Salad Penis?

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.

I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.

See weiner, salad, dick, fart

Al Sex$

1. A Person who joins in on the ocational 3Way, or pulling an "AL Sex$" Girls: "AL Sex$ you can sit in between us!" ..

Turdcrumb

1. When you flush the toilet after #2, and there are still leftovers. Heather never fails to leave turdcrumbs after her bathroom bonanzas...

Jeams

1. (n) jean seams, simply put "dude you're ripping your jeams by doing that" See seam, pants, sweatpants..

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