What is Salad Swerver?
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A morbidly obese fat cow who has an aversion to any form of even mildly healthy food. Completely bereft of any physical beauty, this species of water buffalo can often be found feeding at KFC, the WalMart cafeteria and other such establishments. See
I wouldn't let that salad swerver of a muck mule mount me for fear of suffocation or paralysis.
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usually when a friend or family member acts like a bitch may be refered to as habib
fuckin habib you and your damn vagina syndrome gr..