What is Salad With Ranch?
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start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.
"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."
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When you have the skil to make your shit the shape of a pretzel
Dude I just did a log twister on taylor's beak
See shit, ass, toi..
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A brown-ending meat sludge luge expert.
You are a turd tobogganist!..
