What is Salad With Ranch?
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start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.
"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."
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