What is Salad With Ranch?
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start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.
"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."
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To give, or at least attempt to give, someone the clapup the butt.
I just tried ass clapping that girl last night. I wonder if it worke..
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Engaging in oral and or anal sex but not vaginal, so as to maintain one virginity. Practiced extensively on the campus of BYU.
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