Salami Arms

What is Salami Arms?


1.

The arms of a fair skinned freckled peron that have gotten too much sun, or sunburn, causing them to resemble a salami.

Looks like Paddy's got salami arms. He'd better get out of the sun and put on some aloe.

See sunburn, olive skinned

2.

A term used to describe someone with arms so flabby that they begin to resemble salami hanging in a deli.

Can be also used to describe someone who does not swing or move their arms when they walk. Instead, their arms remain hanging still despite any other movement their body may be making.

John: Whoa, check out Bertha's salami arms! They're so large and cylindrical!

Bob: Are those her arms? I thought she was carrying some mortadella!

Elaine: Who's that?

Dugan: That's Sam, the new girl in accounting.

Walter: What's with her arms? They just hang like salamis.

See fat, fatty, salami, immobile, awkward, yer momma


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