Salami

What is Salami?


1.

dick johnson

nickname for a man's penis

I can't mess with a guy who has a small salami!

2.

A condition in which a man's scrotum sac, when wearing boxers in a seasonably hot summer day, adheres to his thighs. Salamis are particularly uncomfortable, and often require a man to "adjust."

Because it was a hot summer day, his sweating balls stuck to his legs, leaving him with a salami.

3.

like a large peporoni but not spicy

i eat bagels with salami for breakfast

See sausage, pepperoni, italian sausage, bologna

4.

common nickname for boeing 777 aircraft used by airlines workers due to its long and narrow body

loko i have to clean a freaking salami by myself

See 777, aircraft, nicknames, boeing

5.

Gossip which is not derogatory, more informative and entertaining.

How was the party last night? Any salami?

6.

hooking up/making out with someone

i am gunna salami with my boyfriend this weekend!


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