Salami Cop

What is Salami Cop?


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A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.


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