What is Salem?
1.
The Capital of Oregon. There is NOTHING to do here. Life is boring and lame.
Salem, OR is a very boring city
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2.
A Massachusetts city that is known for the Witch Trials, but tries to be recognized for their old maritime history. October is a crazy month, as Salem is promoted as "The Halloween Capital Of The World."
A true Salem resident hates tourists, but vendors love them
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3.
A town in Massachusetts. Also, the talking cat in Sabrina
I prefer the cat to the town, but I've never been there
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4.
a not so friendly city where teenage kids from my neck of the woods, aka danvers, topsfield, or boxford, only venture for popcorn at the sketchy willows (in a large group of course), to watch our sports teams play (until we get threatened to get beat up), or to the purple scorpian to get something pierced because we're too old to go to the haunted houses but too young to get into the good bars. Otherwise, we're too scared.
boy 1: dude, let's go to salem tonight.
boy 2: why the hell would we go to salam?
boy 1: dude...the popcorn at the willows...
boy 2: let's go!
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5.
a delicious menthol ciggarette.
husband-im going to the store want some ciggarettes?
wife-yea get me salems, their so cool and refreshing
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6.
the town in southern illinois known for the large amount of pot circulating in the hallways of the high school and the even larger amount of pregnancies. the skate park, family video, and old walmart are the hotspots. you do not want to go here. ever.
Person: Let's go to Salem, Illinois!
Person 2: FUCK THAT.
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The medium size city of Ohio. Has a bunch of car dealerships.
Bob: I need a new car.
Susan: Well you know you will be able to find something in Salem, they have everything!
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