Salem Witch Trial

What is Salem Witch Trial?

1.

When some asshole starts trouble with you, and then sets you up the be the bad guy and take all the heat.

One of the boss's stupid bitches starts a crazy arguement with you at work, and then runs to the boss, who she is fucking, to get you in trouble.

KATE: What happened Jane?

JANE: Salem Witch Trial, Kate. One week off with no pay.

KATE: But Alice started it! You're right -- Salem!

JANE: Yea, maybe I better start fucking the boss so I don't get fired.

KATE & JANE: NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See torn chads, gorida

2.

A sexual act. What you do is, dunk a girl's head in a toilet, and as you do it, you pound her, all the while screaming "she's a witch!" And occasionally flush to give her air. If she is found innocent, she will be freed, if she is guilty, she will be burned at the stake.

Dude, last night I picked up a chick at a club and performed the "Salem Witch Trial," turns out she was a witch.
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