Sales Weasel

What is Sales Weasel?

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

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