Sales Weasel

What is Sales Weasel?

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

Fag Hawk

1. A person who is secretly gay that won't come out of the closet and constantly puts their hair in a spike like mohawk hair style St..

Off The Hizzay

1. A synonym to "HOLY CRAP THAT WAS FREAKIN AWESOME" Person: Damn that party was off the hizzay! See awesome, amazing, fantasti..

{||||||}:3

1. Very similar to :3, except it (the chibi cat) has a battery on its head. The number of lines inside the battery suggests how full it is...

Sales Weasel Edit Meaning