Salesmonkey

What is Salesmonkey?


1.

A monkey, live or stuffed, used to sell a product.

Like in that Dodge Commercial : "Dude, what is that?" - "It's a .. a ... sales monkey"

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2.

1. a live or stuffed monkey used to sell a product

2. another name for a salesman/salesperson who often try to sell products door to door or over the phone. an insult for a salesperson relating to theIr choice of job and the fact that they are really annoying and often rese,ble monkeys on a literal or figurative basis.

'theres a salesmonkey at the door!'

'GO AWAY! YOU BLOODY SALES MONKEY!'

'i wish you/them salesmonkeys would bloody stop calling me!'

See salesman, salesmonkey, monkey, insult, telesales


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