Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Hoofah

1. An expresion of sexual desire, used by the immature, slovenly, and moronic. Often accompanied by strings of illogical arguments heavily..

Drop Off The Kids

1. to have a shit 'i'll be back in a sec, i'm just gonna drop off the kids' See RB 2. Taking a poop, but not just ..

Jelqing

1. The correct medical slang for exercising one's penis for both enlargement in size and girth. Requires a man to basically jack off f..

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