Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Gloryteller

1. Someone who feels the need to respond to a story that you told with a similar story of their own, except that their version is more extr..

Balright

1. 1. term describing something that is "better than alright" 2. superior to anything normal or regular I hooked up with this c..

Ol' Negro Spiritual

1. another name for Hennesythe finest cognac....... I need to go to the store to get a bottle of the Ol' Negro Spiritual.... See met..

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