Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Diggup

1. diggup: the annoying bleep sound in an MP3 or WAV file that results when songs are downloaded or burned. "I'll burn you a cop..

It Might Have Been

1. The saddest words of tongue and pen... "For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!..

Jelly Dig

1. going in under a muffin top, and scooping upward. much like a bean dip. you just got jelly digged! See bean dip, scoop..

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