Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Raajapakisaurus

1. the definition of a raajapakisourus (Pronounced Raaj-A-Paki-Sour-Arse) It is a fat dinosour which always goes around giving the impress..

Pissted

1. verb to define just how overly pissed n drunk one can be woah dude how pissted am i See piss, pisstard, pisshead, pissface, pissed 2...

Jap-and-slap

1. An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian. Let's hit the local jap-and-slap. See jp..

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