Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Man Juice Target

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K-holed

1. After a massive line of ketimine, ones body shuts down making movement difficult. The feeling is like being in a hole which one cant get..

Notwatch

1. To "watch" but not actually watch a movie. I.e. to pretend to watch a movie, but in reality to do something else like have se..

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