Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Jane Off

1. To rub or plunge vigorously, using fingers, mechanical devices, bottles or vegtables. girl: Mom I think something is wrong with me, whe..

Underlight

1. a game run by a biased team of gm's who don't believe in fair play. a graphical real-time cyber-sex world. a crock of shit. ..

Papajohn's

1. A widely used safe word used to stop aggressive activities during kinky sex. Damnit newbie you're donkey punching me too hard! PAP..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Salestards Edit Meaning