Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zetz

1. A guy who has there balls in a womans purse!!! bro you need to handle your girl, ur bein a zetz! See shady, pussyclot, wiener, oussy..

Kawphy

1. Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings. Often taken by people in the compu..

The Raging Bull

1. The Raging Bull is widely believed to be one of the greatest martial arts stances in existence. First, get down on all fours. Declare in..

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