Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Showsterbate

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Vocal Trance

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Reenactard

1. A really stupid or silly Civil War reenactor. Hey did you see that Civil War reenactard, he was 60 years old, 300 pounds, gray haired a..

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