Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Old Reliable

1. 1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex. 2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports t..

Oilit

1. interjection of confirmation.Takes the place of an exclamation mark. "I just won the Lottery,oilit"...

7 Pounds

1. The most underrated film in motion picture history Man 1- Dude did you see 7 pounds? It changed my life! Man 2- No I heard it sucked s..

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