Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

The Velt

1. Nickname For Roosevelt, New York. Home Of Roosevelt Field Mall and The Hardest Niggas on Long Island. Yo i was in the velt the otha day..

As Gahn Yam

1. West cumbrian dialect meaning "i'm going home" Shift's up marra, as gahn yam..

4-4's

1. 4-4's to 1984 Cadillac rims w/ '84 spokes. Most people incorrectly assume 4-4s refer to 4 24 in. rims. However, they're..

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