Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Hit It N' Quit It

1. To have sex with someone and then never talk to them again. Often done by guys who are jackasses, or on college spring breaks. College ..

Ont

1. Originally started by =LORD=, it was a misspelling of the word ownt, which is a synonym for pwnd, owned, and all other gankwords. It too..

Quiroga

1. (adj) miserable, grotesque and psychotic. Person 1: What?!? They decapitated their little sister like a chicken?? Person 2: Yeah, it w..

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