Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Projak

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Zoeyellen

1. to be doofy and/or clumsy. Makes a fool out of self frequently. *slips and falls* UGHH! I am so zoeyellen! See doofy, clumsy, faller,..

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