Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Murmuress

1. Some chick who "murmurs" (talks) way too damn much. Angelica was such a murmuress when she was pregnant. All that estrogen g..

Kritika

1. the hottest indian girl you will ever meet. get to be firneds wit her, cuz if you dont, you will regret it. shes an angel sent form heav..

K-lo's Ass

1. an ass that is that can only be compared to jennifer lopez's, or even bigger than that, 1: also to have a "donk" 2: to ..

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