Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zags

1. Zags are short fo zig-zags. Pass me them zags so i can roll this j up homie. See item, sweet, papers, weed, zigs 2. rolling papers, ..

Kinetechore

1. A large bird native to South America. The kinetechores swooped down to pick up the homologous fish in the river. See bird, fish, large..

Assterbait

1. A person that masterbaits in their asshole using either their finger or a dilhdo. can be done in combination with normal masterbaiting. ..

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