Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

1. Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop. The difference between art and por..

Jada Kiss

1. rapper who is from new york also known as d-block. Is cureently in a rap fued with 50 cent and gunit. ill rapper. "why is Jada kis..

Quickfast

1. 1.In a hurry, the combination of " hold on real quick" and "hold up real fast" 2. used to describe something really..

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