Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Yeither

1. Originated as a combination of the english words "either" and "yes." It is used to sway the decision towards one per..

Orgasm Guilt

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Snap Crap

1. Bad Southern Rap and Rappers. Bad Southern Rappers who make music with the same beat and commonly goes with a stupid posing dance to go..

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