Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Get Your Mother Fuckin Cranium Cracked

1. A lyric in a song known as "Dre Day". This was a song created in 1992 by Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, and featured a few other rappers..

Douche Shtick

1. One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche. You..

1. Short for George W. Bush, the Prez "W is as dumb as a tree stump" See birdie 2. George W. Bush Coke snorter, pot smoker, ..

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