Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Period Receipts

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Muxgasm

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W.w.b.b.d.

1. A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?" No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..

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