Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Helmetosis

1. 1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio. 2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath. Julie was up all night goin..

O.o ,,,

1. A surprised cat or kitten. OMG my ( ,,, ) ( o.o ) ( ,,, ) just scratched up my arm! See cat, kitty, kitten..

Of The Gay

1. basically gay; a way of saying that something is gay without directly calling it gay ("of the" is used to signify that the thi..

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