Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Cr00sh

1. short for crucial. the zeros just make it more nerdy. "d00d r u going to the Xbloodwillfallfromtheskyandwewillslurpitupandthenvom..

Oopst

1. It occurs during a one-night stand. You bang the bitch raw-dog, and as you bust, you pull out and blow your load on her chest/stomach. ..

Yobs

1. Yobs: Primarily British slang Delinquent teenagers with their hoods up (as defined by the Tory party). Those little bastard yobs brok..

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