Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Techron

1. a technical moron; one who cannot or will not utilize modern technology ... she just told me everyone at her office was getting a blueb..

Ellen Jean

1. A very quotable girl. Hot as fuck. Fun to be around. Says witty things. See also: GREAT. Dude, Ellen Jean woke up and breathed our ..

Corporate Welfare

1. A right wing government's blatent way of squandering hard earned tax payer's money by freely giving it to the big corporations..

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