Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

W0w

1. Usually used in chat. The sarcastic version of the expression "wow" w0w, that's the fourth time this month you were depr..

Last Resort Shit

1. Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit..

Ihopplebees

1. The restaurant formerly known as Applebees, but recently purchased by iHop. Let's cruise on down to the ihopplebees for a burger, ..

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