Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Cod Eye

1. Someone with a glazed expression, usually from alcohol intoxication or general gormlessness, along with little or no eyelashes (like a f..

Cleamin

1. a thing, something dirty, can also be used as a curse word whats the matter, is your cleamin dripping what is this piece of cleamin S..

Easy Bake Baby Oven

1. prostitute / concubine Yo dude, you heard about that chic? Yeah man, tons of people use her as an easy bake baby oven. See easy, bake..

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