Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

W.a.p.s.

1. Women Against Plastic Sluts girls against casey are in W.A.P.S. See sluts, women, plastic, bitches, casey..

Crookedcross

1. A distant relative to Rurouni Kenshin, this man puts the "probe" into homoprobe and "fag" into homofag. Said to be ..

Oberlander

1. A smart sarcastic moron who thinks he's cooler than most people, which he is, but is too cocky too realze it. Damn bro you're..

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