Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

W.a.p.

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

Assponey

1. one who keeps all their lampshades in one submarine 'if ya know what i mean' "whatsup assponey?" See jordan..

Liv It

1. a cult formed in central Florida. A church based organization that preaches the fact that if you do not comply with god's will 100%..

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