Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Two Way

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Mope

1. A person of any race or culture that is: presenting themselves as uneducated (either by mannerisms or the clothing they are wearing). P..

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