Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Bro0t4l

1. Usually taking the piss out of hardcore kids who think they're mintwith their big fringes, 5849075 myspace friends and metal clawpo..

Can'tgetright

1. can not achieve an erection for intercourse hey, there goes can'tgetright.... we heard about him... i heard he played all in it a..

Oshawa Tuxedo

1. A matching denim suit worn by a vast majority of the residents of Oshawa, Ontario, including, but not limited too: denim vests, cut off..

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