Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Jizz Baby

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K-tard

1. People who do lines of k in the bathroom of malls, then walk around really fucked up screaming at people and talking to strangers and ma..

Apple Head Club

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