Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

No-laffy Taffy

1. The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, ..

Baby Blue

1. A pastel shade of blue often used when manufacturing items for a boy baby She wrapped her son in a beautiful baby blue blanket. See pa..

Pansy Ass Mother Fucker

1. one who places pansies in their mothers asses Ha fucker! you believe that shit??? See Steve..

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