Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

I Am Root

1. In computer-speak, root is the base directory (folder) on which a system runs off of. So Win32 (Thats Windows) and Unix (thats Mac), and..

Et2qt

1. A compliment to somebody. Someone who is tall, dark, and handsome. Strong and intellectual. He's ET2QT. He looks just like ET2QT...

Zhuicide

1. Self-destructing at crucial moments in Super Smash Brothers Melee. Great, he committed Zhuicide again. See suicide, video games, kill,..

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