Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Lolitician

1. any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture. ..

W.w.t.d.

1. What Would Tyra Do. As in Tyra Banks. Kind of like W.W.J.D. but with pizzaz. Tyra loves to talk about herself and explain how she does t..

Tubesteak Sandwich

1. A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns) ..

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