Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Yaddel

1. 1) To violently smack someone in the back of the head, typically a female smacking a male. 2) To waddle and yak (talk) at the same time..

Ziad

1. A huge nose or an ugly mug. He should get some plastic surgery to fix that ziad. See schnozz, nostril, face, hideous..

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