Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

12 Oz. Mouse

1. n. A 15-minute cartoon on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block, which features a visual style much like the drawings of a six-year ol..

Smisher

1. Slang for 'marihuana cigarette' We smoked a smisher last night. It was pretty good...

Facial

1. when someone cums all over your fuckin face Trent pulls out his dick and cums all over Abigail's face 2. (1)Application of make-..

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