Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Section Eight

1. A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable. The slang: A sol..

W.t.

1. White Trash Look at that guy, wife beater covered in mustard stains. He's totally W.T. See ashlee 2. the easiest way to call so..

Jackhammer Jesus

1. a dildo in the shape of a crucifix I found a jackhammer jesus in Kelly's pillowcase..

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