Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Forcel

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Kavik

1. Kavik is Inuit for wolverine. She was named Kavik by the Inuit tribesman because of her fierce wolverine like agression. 2. A wonderf..

Organ-spasm

1. A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people ..

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