Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Hpythxgvn

1. Short for Happy Thanksgiving <phyberoptix> hpythxgvn losers <Matt> lets go out n git us sum roadkill <Alex> dem der..

Tizin It

1. To go on a heavy drinking session in Preston town! Alright Cami lad we Tizin it tonight or wat???? See tiz, town, tiles, party..

Impyshmimpy

1. Pure man secks. Impyshmimpy will stomp your balls into a frothy goo, make you chug them down with a few raw chicken uteruses. Impyshmim..

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