Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Noforn

1. A government security classification of information. Short for "No Foreign National". This classification means than only nati..

Narfenkle

1. the act of having sex with your dog while beating off a jewish midget and taking a dump on a mexican infant Dude I just tryed a narfenk..

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