Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Loker

1. a glass pipe used to melt and smoke methamphetamine. please pass the loker. See meth, speed, crank, tweakers, glassdick 2. An Iksar ..

Edwardo Retardo

1. Distant retarded cousin of Dirty Sanchez, while having sex with a girl doggy style one places one's finger in her rectum and instea..

Muhamed Mudslide

1. when a group of boys, perferably over 5, simultainsly take a shit on you. dexter got a muhamed mudslide from josh who who got it from w..

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