Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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1. A structure made out of human excrement preferably a castle. Hey Josh, You smell that? It smells like were getting closer to the schtin..

Zoll

1. South African word for the Holy Herb. Don't Bogart that joint.zoll See weed, hemp, blunt, marajuana, splif 2. The German word f..

40 Oz Bounce

1. When you pour a forty all over your shorty, whilst she be bouncin' that ass. Dude, becky got so wasted last night that she let me..

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