Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Digitary Sex

1. Manual stimulation of the genitals, by another person. Also known as handjob, fingering. "Oh my God, Mary, did you hear about Liz..

Carlsberg Export

1. An alcoholic beverage that requires great skill by Danish lorry drivers to get it out of the country. Local danish people, particularly ..

Karamu

1. A dance performed with your drunken friends at a bar. Most appropriate to perform when you are absolutely hammered, and "All Night ..

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