Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

W-ed

1. Any rigged election or contest. The election was W-ed. The winned was hand picked it was W-ed...

Lee Iacocca

1. Born Lido Anthony Iacocca. Was Chairman of Chrysler for a while, coined the phrase "If you can find a better car, buy it." I..

Johnny Concrete

1. Someone who thinks they are hard and can beat anyone up when they turn out to be a sissy who couldn't beat an egg. "Wow step ..

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