Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Gift-wraped Alaskan Log

1. you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night See al..

Broiend

1. Brother / Friend type of Person Girl One " Have You Heard Of Alfie " Gril two " Yeah He's My Broiend See brother,..

Quitterpated

1. The general disharmony, crankiness, snackiness and other withdrawal symptoms associated with quitting smoking "Sorry for yelling a..

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