Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Duurland

1. when you do something wrong oh shit i pulled a duurland. See duurland, land, drift..

Quad Penetration

1. Insertion of 4 items into an orifice or receptacle. The items inserted are generally, but not limited to, male genitals. For when DPjus..

Jizzblizzard

1. a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream. Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day..

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