Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Vaeritas

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Zogdog

1. A subsitution for quantitative or qualitative amount, usually unknown. Today was totally zogdog I have zogdog dollars..

Nappy D

1. 1. What Napoleon Dynamites closest friends call him (i.e. US) 2. The Greatest Accapella Band that EVER LIVED-Sulphur Louisiana "H..

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