Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Full Tank

1. You are fucking a guy in the ass and then (out of the blue) you surprise them by pissing in their asshole. "I didn't expect h..

The Lols Of Jericho

1. Comedy/Humor/Hilarity that is of Biblical proportions. Hahahahaha! That movie that I saw last night really brought down the Lols of Jer..

Giant Clam

1. A fat pussy that produces a camel toe at a higher frequency than normal pussies. That bitch's giant clam gives her camel toe even ..

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