Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Cock Suck

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Jaunt Rickity

1. a hammered, beat-up, but still reliable car. If your car won't start, we'll just take my jaunt rickity...

M.a.p.d.

1. Mothers Against Paris Driving, or any other celebrity driving a vehicle after partying. 1. Anyone who think celebrities should stay wi..

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