Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Explaino

1. someone who is constantly describing how to do the obvious and an event that just happened in front of you that he thinks only his eyes ..

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1. a emoticon, or smilie that resembles a bear. (''')(;,,;)(''') BE SCARED! See :), :(, ;), ;(, ;3, :*(..

Quinnellgasm

1. Quinnellgasm refers to the act of induceing an orgasm upon yourself while on the telephone with a person who has the surname "Quinn..

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