Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zeto

1. (n) (v) when you start to like a guy, the immediatly stop liking him after you go out with him. do you still like him? no.. i pulled a..

Fatting Around

1. When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing. See Fattin' Around Quit fatt..

9 Volt

1. A sexual menuever, where a man or woman takes a 9 volt battery, and places the two metal pronges on or in the womans vagina, giving her ..

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