Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zanker Kiekie

1. Dutch. Sealand slang for Kanker Ziekie. Yu wait dat die shait zanker kiekie ayes. See zanker..

Yeeeshk

1. an exclamation, kind of like "geez!" "yeeeshk! i can't believe how much you piss me off."..

Shitburg

1. A word that means Fitchburg but highlights how sucky the place is. Shitburg has some really shitty potholes, storms, and just plain suc..

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