Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Cheesy Backseat

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The Googler

1. another one of the titles 'the decider' has given/had bestowed on himself. Used during his visits to the internets. Only Bus..

Zhit

1. A synonym for shit, but with the more figurative connotations. Taken from the New York underground language replacing the initial letter..

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