Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Cheggs

1. Cheese + Eggs = Cheggs. Everyone's favorite delicious breakfast food. Nic, you better not be eating cheggs. Go to jail! See bre..

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