Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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W-2

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Not Gonna Be A Christmas

1. An expression that expresses the seriousness of a situation and a potential terrible result if a remedy is not found. Reference to chil..

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