Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zuber

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Kool N' Soothe Slapsies

1. A game in which Kool n' Soothe cold compress pads are used for the enjoyment of many. The aim of the game is to hit a body part of ..

Dousche Quief

1. Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief Tyler Seymour is a..

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