Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Quirindian

1. Anyone born and/or raised in Quirindi as a consequence of the inbred breeding programs held there. Quirindians usually dress as complet..

Menfant

1. A modern male who just can't seem to get his lazy assoff his mother's couch, quit playing with his playstation or his pecker, ..

Obittering

1. The act of using social networking sites to spread the news of a celebrity death, whether it's true or not. I heard about Michael ..

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