Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Nudity Prevention Device

1. an article of clothing. prevents, does not stop. comes off easier with alcohol. "i'm going to go put my nudity prevention ..

Like Fuck

1. 1. An exclamation of denial 2. adj. for intense or speedy 1. Like fuck I'm going out with him again, he was all over me at the ci..

Zellicopter

1. a machine that is used in a process of zellicopting. zellicopters are a common mode of transportation in ziberia. it uses banana oil as..

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