Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Zsew

1. The sound that is made from activating a Bogosian watch. Man, I feel like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian....ZSEW!..

Ib Exams

1. 1. The culmination of 4 years of self induced blood, sweat, and tears experienced by kids who thought they were smart until they joined ..

Tosscar

1. An award given to someone who uses corporate crap speak. A merging of the terms Tosser and Oscar. Depending on the readers perspective..

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