Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Devil Incarnate

1. The most evil of all evil beings. Uses all means necessary to get what she wants. Also uses dirty tricks, back stabbing, and evil sorcer..

Sweety The Chick

1. A really annoying ring-tone often used by chavs. The advert for this is also on the TV every two seconds. Oh hell, it's Sweety t..

Omnitangential

1. 1. Divergence and marginal relevance in every direction. This omnitangential message board thread is going nowhere. See tangent, diver..

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