Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

W&j

1. Wiggle and Jiggle. A sexy way for a woman to walk that includes thrust-out tits and a swaying ass. That slut has the w&j down. Se..

Yayfullness

1. A general expression of delight that is longer but more enjoyable to use than "yay." Usually reseverd for situations that are ..

Vuja De

1. Derived from deja vu, the phenomenon where an event happens and you feel that it has happened before or that you dreamed/predicted/insti..

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