Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Limp As A Bizkit

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Brass Balls

1. Contrary to its recent misuse as a euphemism for audacity or courage, to have "brass balls" actually means to drive a hard bar..

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