Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Welf

1. To borrow relentlessly from others but have the means to buy for oneself. To be a chronic moocher. Based on North American slang for &ap..

Tampon Tag

1. the act of throwing bloody tampons at one another hit someone in the face with a bloody tampon and yell "tampon tag youre it"..

Mojination

1. When your mojo effects your imagination. I'll use my mojination to figure out how to break them up. He should belong to me! See m..

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