Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

The Haas

1. This girl that LOVES and i mean LOVES McDonalds. She babysits her lil brother and her parents pay her in Mcdonalds dollars. She is Ext..

Vanvleet

1. A total metrosexual limply hanging on to his denial of homosexuality. Most likely has a Ceaser hair cut and a chew of Copenhagen in his..

Irish Hershey Fountain

1. When you pour Jamesons Irish whiskey down a girl's butt-crack and tongue her asshole whilst consuming the drippings. "I just ..

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