Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Kitkat

1. A four digit vaginal or anal fingerbang. Should be attemped by trained professionals only. After Tony got tired of applying three musk..

Knee-blaster

1. The sudden injury or collision of the knee. NOTE: Can be used with any body part. Ex: Ankle-blaster, 'bow-blaster, and head-blast..

Zurkel

1. the action of shooting caps off bottles, with the pressure of the air inside the bottle. I zurkeled a monkey and it threw feces at me. ..

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