Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

Give It

1. To perform or do(a), often used with the, a slang expression used to say what you did. Give the tv a slap, that should fix it. What di..

Not Teamy

1. not team oriented - only thinks about me me me me - always worried about what the next person is doing but offers no help What are you ..

Diamond Trick

1. 1.Something that looks really good, but has more disadvantages than its worth to have. 2.A female thats fine as hell, but brings on a ..

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