Salestards

What is Salestards?

Common retail salespeople, as defined by the (Fake) Steve Jobs blog.

The "salestards" are furious that they won't have the new friggin' iPhone for Christmas.

See retail, burnouts, iphone

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Zyrcon

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Zipper Head

1. Used during vietnam, Charlie was coined zipperheads because of the way a head looked after it had been hit with a high powered automatic..

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