Salesterbation

What is Salesterbation?

A process that occurs when lots of sales people get together and get each other excited without actually making a sale.

Did you hear about the salesterbation at the sales kickoff? They are really excited about the new roadmap.

See saleshole, sales kickoff, mutual masterbation, spiritual masterbation, frenzy, ballmer

Zuela

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Up The Punx

1. To make something considerably more "punk rock". Or, in contrast, to point fun at the lengths some will go to portray their pu..

Knickers Boy

1. A guy who is in a relationship and has no say at all in anyway on what he or they can do. It is the act of being whipped, dominated by y..

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