What is Salim?
1.
Australian slang for a gigalo, specifically black man that enjoys sex with white women.
White woman: Aye mate, I am looking for a gigalo tonight!
Salim: Yo dat honey is fly!
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2.
n. probably the most significant person you'll ever meet in your life.
Type of person that people always regret not being more "in" with him later in life.
v. the action of owning or as others refer to it as ownage.
ex 1:
Ian: " You can have my lunch if you want..i'm not so hungary"
Jessica " Fuck! should've went out with Salim."
Ian "yeah"
ex 2:
Interviewer: " So Ashton Kutcher..we heard you're having a new show now? Can you tell us it's name?"
Kutcher: "haha...yeah..it's gnna be "You just got Salim'd!"
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3.
The most awesomest person in the world. One who has this name shall dominate your ass.
Person#1- I got owned by Salim!
Person#2- Well, duh. Everyone gets owned by that fatass.
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4.
Often a person who is very cool. He is liked by almost everybody. Their emotions are concealed.
Yo, that guy is pretty tight... Almost like a salim
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5.
Commonly known as a fat arabian terrorist that exercises gay affiliations with individuals such as Kevin, Quinn, or Giorgio. He portrays a unique physical trait of having the most pimple filled ass cheeks of all time. Has bigger tits that any female you will ever encounter even Pamela Anderson. No matter who you are, even being voluptuous, straight out ugly as fuck, or a goat he will surely have sex with you (already had sex with a unicorn). If you have a vagina, you are screwed PERIOD. He also sucks a magic dick ...
Salim: "Dude that chick was hot!"
Person1: "I think she had a mustache, and four chins"
Salim: "No, she was absolutely fine"
Person1: "Hey dude who was that chick?"
Person2: "HE'S my grandfather..."
Salim: "Do you like unicorns?"
Salim: "If you could fly, would you do it with wings or without like superman?"
Salim: "I think Yuval is hot... i want to do her so badly that my penis burns."
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6.
Arab slang, best translated to the Biblical name "Judas".
"He just totally ratted out his friends, what a Salim!"
"Wanna know who else they used to call Salim? Judas. And what did Judas do? Oh he just got Jesus killed that's all.."
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7.
Salim is a funny way to tease little kids in the school garden. If one of the grown up guards have seen you teasing an other little boy, you shout "SALIIIIM" and run away from the guard.
Frank: Haha you look so silly stupid kid!
Guard: Stop that, or i'll tell your teacher!
Frank: SALIM!! SALIIIIM!!!
..and Frank ran away, making the teacher thinking "WHAT!?".
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